You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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