Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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