my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Green mimosas i think yes
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So squirting runs in the family.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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