return my video game
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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