i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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