You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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