Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Randomize
