Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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