Don't you send me to vm
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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