She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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