I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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