i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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