Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
