Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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