That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow