More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.