BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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