Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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