I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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