She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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