hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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