Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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