ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
soo... how was my night?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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