Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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