2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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