why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Houston, we have a squirter
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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