how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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