...so i touched it.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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