i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
