She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
