Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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