Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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