I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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