Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
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Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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