make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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