Cold hands, warm shart.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Semen is not good for contacts.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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