honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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