these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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