im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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