none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He did a backflip because drugs
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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