Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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