But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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