Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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