She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Shame - the story of my life.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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