he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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