I didn't shave. On purpose
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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