Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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