Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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