Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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