Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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