Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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