I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
