just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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