like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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