words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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