PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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